He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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