I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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