Dual....:-)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
