just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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