He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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