My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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