This is not my ceiling
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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