do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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