Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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