Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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