hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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