Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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