me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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