the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Duck Duck Cougar?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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