Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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