No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i was born a porn star she said
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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