I will die if light touches me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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