But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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