There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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