Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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