Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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