Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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