I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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