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shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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