My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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