HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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