i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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