Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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