Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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