There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
pray to the hookup gods
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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