Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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