Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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