so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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