Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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