just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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