Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
