love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
