This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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