Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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