also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
