Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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