Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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