I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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