you turned your livingroom into a bong?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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