You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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