it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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