I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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