she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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