So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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