New invention idea: vibrating tampons
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
