but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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