dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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