Have you finally orgasmed yet?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he wants to bone in the snuggie
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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