why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
