I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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