So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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